Those are not my feet. Mine are way less hairy. And way more prone to ingrown toenails.
I had a nice 5 months without any problems. My ingrown toenail was growing out.
Then clumsy me smashed my big toe against a wall, cracking the nail diagonally into the side of my cuticle. Ouch.
That’s when my nail dove back under the skin of my cuticle. At first it wasn’t painful.
But after a couple weeks of growth, I whacked my toe against a box and the cuticle throbbed. Pain lanced down the side of my toe.
Uh-oh. I know this kind of pain. The cuticle was a tad red. Inflammation.
Eek.
Called the podiatrist last week and got in Monday at 8:30 AM. Now you know I’m not a morning person so I had to be worried to take a crack-of-dawn appointment.
Doctor agreed that it was inflamed but luckily not infected. No need for antibiotics because I caught it in time. This time. Third time must be the charm.
He sprays it with numbing spray and then cuts the nail. He pries the piece of nail imbedded in my cuticle out. Then he says, “Wow. You are lucky. This time around, your body built a callus around the nail to prevent it from piercing into your skin. Saved you from an infection.”
Thank you toe cuticle for figuring out how to manage the nail shard!
He had to cut it out. It didn’t hurt too bad. Like a 5 on the pain scale of 10. I didn’t swear or even groan.
He put on some antibacterial cream and a band-aid. I have to watch it a few days. Hoping this time the nail grows normal. Otherwise, I’ll have to go back and cauterize the nail so it doesn’t grow into the cuticle anymore.
All this from a bad pedicure in September 2011. Let it be a cautionary tale to all. Cut your own toenails.


























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May 22, 2012 at 8:38 am
Cat Forsley
OMG ……..
K
WHEN I READ THIS THRU EMAIL
I ALMOST FELL OFF MY CHAIR ……….
I HAVE TO SAY I LIKE YOUR CANDOUR
A WHOLE LOTTTTTT XX
HOPE IT GETS BETTER SOON …..
HUGS
XX
C
May 22, 2012 at 11:19 am
Kourtney Heintz
Thanks Catherine! I like to mix it up with the posts. And this has been an ongoing problem over the past 9 months. Ugh. Never will I ever get a pedicure again.
Me too. It feels better today than yesterday. It takes a few weeks to months to see how it grows out.
Hugs,
Kourtney
May 22, 2012 at 3:28 pm
Cat Forsley
SERIOUSLY FROM A PEDICURE …….! YIKES ……….
I KNOW PAIN ON OUR EXTREMITIES – SUPER YIKES ………..
IT’S LIKE A THROBBING …… PAIN ….
GET BETTER SOON KOURTNEY’S TOE !
HUGGS X
C
May 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Yup. I loved pedicures. Got them for 2 decades without an issue. Then one stupid person clipped my nail wrong and bam ingrown toenail fiesta. Feet pain is bad. I had to walk on a lanced toe in November it was torture. Woke up today and the toe is slightly tender, but much better. Thank goodness he didn’t have to do much skin cutting yesterday.
May 22, 2012 at 5:50 pm
Cat Forsley
UGGGH OUCH FOR YOU HONEY …..
THIS IS LIKE A DISCLAIMER FOR PEDICURES ….
LOVE AND HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON …..
May 22, 2012 at 6:03 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Seriously, it’s fine to let people paint your toenails just don’t let them cut them.
It’s feeling better today. Hoping that it grows out and not back into the skin again.
Hugs,
Kourtney
May 22, 2012 at 6:07 pm
Cat Forsley
HUGS BABE XX
May 22, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Hugs back!
May 22, 2012 at 6:17 pm
Cat Forsley
I FEEL THEM XOXOXO
May 22, 2012 at 8:51 am
Louise Behiel
ouch. been there, done that.
May 22, 2012 at 11:20 am
Kourtney Heintz
I swear my podiatrist will know me better than my GP!
At least, I’m getting better at catching it in time. And my body is clever enough to deal with it too.
May 22, 2012 at 10:35 am
susartandfood
When I was in high school I managed to get my big toe shut in the door of a car. Being a klutz is my sworn duty it seems, and I’m doing it to the best of my ability. About every two years I lose the nail and it grows back. I’ve had the same problem with the ingrown nail. Sigh.
May 22, 2012 at 11:22 am
Kourtney Heintz
OUCH! I don’t even know how my toes keep running into walls and doors. Seems we both got the klutz gene. Wow. I haven’t lost the nail but I’ve have sections of it cut out twice. I’m going to wear sandals all summer and hope that helps the nail have space to come in.
May 22, 2012 at 11:49 am
kford2007
I, too, am a sufferer of ingrown nails. The podiatrist says mine are hereditary. I had to have one cut out last October and it was infected. They sprayed it and put four shots in my big toe cause I’m a wimp over pain. It’s healed up nice with a nice callous on the side. So far the others are behaving. I just have to keep an eye on them.
Funny post…getting all jiggy about our feet. LOL! Adds the human touch. I like it.
May 22, 2012 at 12:41 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Oh Jenny. Those 4 needles made my toe double in size. I got them with the first two ingrown toenails. So sorry to hear yours are hereditary. Double ouch. The pain to the foot is excruciating. Feet have so many nerve endings. And they carry all our weight. Glad to hear yours is behaving. Hope it continues to be a good toe nail.
LOL. The funniest part was that the doctor kept calling my mom by the wrong name the entire visit. Yup I brought my mom because if he had to cut at my toe, I wasn’t driving.
May 22, 2012 at 3:45 pm
kford2007
My hubby went with me and I broke down in tears before the doctor ever came in to do anything to me. The idea of feeling those shots and the medicine going in terrified me. Thankfully, they sprayed so much of that cold stuff on my foot I didn’t feel a thing.
That’s funny about the doctor calling your mom by the wrong name. Classic and the stuff memories are made from.
May 22, 2012 at 4:44 pm
Kourtney Heintz
I felt the needles both times. And it hurt terribly. Like shooting nerve paint through my entire foot bad. When they lanced a pus pocket, I cussed my head off.
It lightened the visit for me and distracted me from the pain. This time it was just poking around and tugging the nail up and clipping it away. Not nearly as bad as the last two visits.
May 22, 2012 at 12:04 pm
crubin
Although an infection around the nail is not pleasant, it IS one of my favorite medical words: paronychia. I always tell my boys, “Trim your nails straight across; don’t dig underneath on the ends. Otherwise you might get a paronychia.” Aren’t I fun?
May 22, 2012 at 12:42 pm
Kourtney Heintz
The infection is terrible, but the name is so exotic and scary. LOL. I bet they remember what you said thought. And you are a barrel of drunk monkeys fun.
May 22, 2012 at 12:43 pm
crubin
How did you know I kept drunk monkeys around? You never know when they’ll come in handy.
May 22, 2012 at 1:54 pm
Kourtney Heintz
LOL. I suspected they were a secret source of your funness.
May 22, 2012 at 1:44 pm
mj monaghan
Have never had anything like this, and hope that I don’t. I feel your pain, not literally, thankfully. Sounds horrible.
May 22, 2012 at 1:55 pm
Kourtney Heintz
MJ, I went decades without anything like this. Sadly one bad pedicure derailed my perfect record. Thanks. Feet pain is tough. You can’t really rest it without being immobilized. It’s tender today but way less sore than yesterday. A good night’s sleep helped.
May 22, 2012 at 2:52 pm
mj monaghan
Glad you’re getting better. So they cut too deep, is that the real cause?
May 22, 2012 at 4:38 pm
Kourtney Heintz
No, it was far less noticeable. They should cut the nail straight across but they rounded it and so it grew into my skin 6 weeks later.
May 22, 2012 at 5:59 pm
mj monaghan
OUCH!!
May 22, 2012 at 6:16 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Yeah. It’s ridiculous that one pedicure can cause so many problems.
May 22, 2012 at 3:32 pm
CC MacKenzie
This is a horrible problem. Last year I clipped a joint bone on my second toe on concrete. It hurt for ages but it’s only been the last couple of months that the joint swelled and now I’ve been told I’d actually broken the bone and it’s not healed properly. NIGHTMARE. Who’d have thought? So I totally sympathise.
Hugs
Christine
May 22, 2012 at 4:42 pm
Kourtney Heintz
OUCH! Christine, that’s horrible! You must have a good tolerance for pain too. It’s amazing how fragile our bodies are. I am sending lots of healing thoughts for your toe!
Hugs,
Kourtney
May 22, 2012 at 5:11 pm
August McLaughlin
Ha! Laughing at your cautionary tale, not your experience.
Hope your tootsies feel better soon!
May 22, 2012 at 6:02 pm
Kourtney Heintz
I was thinking I should add a take-away after reading your awesome blog post from yesterday–http://augustmclaughlin.wordpress.com/2012/05/21/the-bodacious-bloggers-essential-ingredients/.
I have to laugh at my toe problems too.
May 22, 2012 at 6:37 pm
jmmcdowell
Oh, I hope this is the last round of trouble for you! It’s tough to function when the feet are in pain. It just exacerbates every other little thing in life. I had a bout of plantar fascitis some years back and was miserable every morning. Time, proper exercise, and comfortable shoes on wood floors helped. But until then. Ugh.
Keep an eye on that toe and take care of yourself!
May 22, 2012 at 8:39 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Thanks JM! This time around was the least painful. I’m now an expert in catching ingrown toenails early. No infection. Thank goodness! It’s a little sore. But much improved today. I just hope the stupid nail stays above the skin. Permanently.
May 22, 2012 at 7:48 pm
philosophermouseofthehedge
Wow. Even your toe is smart! (so glad yourself is taking care out yourself)
Really appreciate your bare toe truth….now I don’t feel so alone about being wary of pedicures.
May 22, 2012 at 8:41 pm
Kourtney Heintz
I have a clever big toe!
I feel like a proud mama. At least my toe and I are getting better at dealing with the ingrown toenail. I will never let anyone touch my feet again. Seriously, lesson learned. And if you watch how they rinse the tub out afterwards and don’t really sanitize it, you’ll be cured of ever wanting a pedicure. Ew, just ew.
May 23, 2012 at 1:08 am
Yatin
Sometimes I feel at least there are some benefits of being a guy
May 23, 2012 at 9:44 am
Kourtney Heintz
Very true. Though I do have metrosexual guy friends who indulge in pedicures.
May 23, 2012 at 11:23 am
Zen and Genki
Yes, I definitely WILL be cutting my own!! So happy things turned out better this time, Kourtney! Fingers (and toes!!) crossed that there are only happy toe tales from now on
anne
May 23, 2012 at 11:41 am
Kourtney Heintz
Good! Anne, if I can save one person an ingrown toenail, my blog has done its job.
Me too! Tied up like a pretzel hoping the nail grows right this time.
May 23, 2012 at 11:51 am
Victoria-writes
Ouch painful! Hope it heals up soon!
May 23, 2012 at 12:31 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Thanks. The problem is the months of growing out. That’s where I tend to get a problem. If it happens again we’ll cauterize that part of the nail. But today it feels much better!
May 23, 2012 at 2:21 pm
Jeannette Monahan
Oooh, I was just thinking of a pedicure. Guess I’ll pass. Both my boys have been through the whole thing and have had their one of both of their big toe nails cauterized, both when they were about 12 or so. Brave boys, and no problems since. Glad you’re doing better and hope you don’t have to go through it again.
May 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Jeannette, I think if you just get them soaked and painted you are okay. Just don’t let them clip the nails or touch the cuticles.
Ouch. Brave boys for sure.
Yeah, I’ll see how the next few months go. Hoping it grows in okay.
May 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm
RescuedFromTheBottomDrawer
Ouch! Guess there was a good reason I’ve been so leery about getting a pedicure, besides the fact that I can be a little weird about having people touch my feet.
Hope it heals soon and grows back the way its supposed to!
May 23, 2012 at 7:01 pm
Kourtney Heintz
Thanks! Trust your gut–always. I was leery of going to that nail place and I should have run for the hills.
I get ticklish. Me too! Otherwise it’s back to the Podiatrist.
May 23, 2012 at 11:17 pm
Laura
I dont’ have issues with ingrown toenails but I swear my toenails look like my grandma’s! (Yes… we’ve compared them… )They are just horrible, I tend to keep them covered with many layers of nail polish… out of sight out of mind!
May 24, 2012 at 12:01 am
Kourtney Heintz
LOL. My mom and I joke because I got the pretty feet and she got the pretty legs.